Guåfi. The word names something that was here long before it meant anything to anyone else. What it is, the patch will tell you.
Scan the patch on the front of the shirt. Hear it spoken right.
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Preshrunk
Built to last
Size up for relaxed fit
Adult sizing XS–4XL
Black logo on natural
The 3001 stops at 4XL. That's the blank, not the intention — we're still looking for one that goes further and holds the same print.
Every shirt in this drop ships by October 26, 2026. The patch is made in one run, and the shirts wait for it. If that date moves, you'll hear it from us before you have to ask.
